KISS MY SHINY METAL ASS

Make me a robot
I don't care about it's gender.
Just give it an attitude
A bit like Bender.

It doesn't have to look pretty
As long as it functions
Keeps itself well scrubbed
And oils it's own junctions.

It needs to be bright
But let me win at Scrabble
Talk about philosophy,
Psychology, music and travel.

Bring me breakfast in bed
Be my master chef
An accomplished musician
And not tone deaf.

Love the great outdoors
And climb every mountain
Enjoy the gret outdoors
Take me to the Treffi fountain.

In the bedroom it could
Teach me a thing or two.
In fact, stuff the robot
I'll stick with you.

D.Hinson (revised Jan 09)
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embryonic dress

I feel such a mess

in my embryonic dress

it's not ready for you to see

maybe it never will be.

Its got holes in the wrong places

got big bulges and lots of spaces

its got insides on the outside

and got a really massive backside.

The proportions are all wrong

and its plain for all to see

that I’m so embryonic

and this dress is oh so me.

© D.Hinson ~ Jan 08